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Destiny Boy - Chapter 2She wakes the next day to his shoe poking her through the bars. “Rise and shine, lazy butt!” She lifts her head and squints up at him; her head still pounds, and even the meager light coming through the tiny window pains her eyes at first.Destiny Boy - Chapter 2
“Oops,” he adds, sticking his lower lip out in mock sympathy. “Should I’ve let you sleep? Heard you were up late with a headache!” He chuckles meanly to himself for a while, until the joke loses its interest. He looks back down at her, unsatisfied at not getting a reaction; she looks up at him, eyes slitted against the thin sun, blinking ra
| It started with this. [link] Then it grew. We all know the truth about Ness and Paula--sure they're cute on their own, all sweetness and light. But can you honestly imagine them together? They'd go to soda shoppes and sip one choklit milkshake with two straws and tell each other how good and noble and heroic they are. For hours on end. We're talking choklit milkshakes out the ears. No, for true OTP you have to go a little farther than the big baby with the baseball bat. It's a scientific fact that the more insufferably pink-and-white the heroine, the nastier her True Love has got to be...and as we all know, Paula is pretty darn pink-and-white. So there's only one obese, floppy-haired jerk for her: the megalomaniac we all know and love, Pokey/Porky! (For those of you addicted to Teh Qte, just think of the rosy little blonde-haired, blue-eyed babies they'd make. Everybody wins!) We accept any work that depicts interaction between Porky/Pokey and Paula, especially shippy stuff--the more shameless, the better. To join or submit, just note the club (or one of the owners,  or  ) with a request for membership or a link to your deviation! |
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